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Whose phone is this?


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free-speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN : "Hello"

WOMAN : "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"


MAN : "Yes"


WOMAN : "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only$1,000. Are you OK if I buy it?"


MAN : "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.


WOMAN : "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I aw one I really liked."


MAN : "How much?"


WOMAN : "$65,000."


MAN : "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."


WOMAN : "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN : "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.


WOMAN : "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN : "bye, I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks : "Anyone know whose phone is this?"

Introducing Myself

My name is Juthamanee Suksawai. My nickname is Ning. I am twenty years old and single. I am Thai. I was born on the sixth of November, 1987 at Surin province. There are 6 people in my family. My father is 52 years old. My mother is 51 years old. My parents are farmer. I have one brother and three sisters. Now, I live with my friends at 532/4 Soi Rajwitee 44, Dusit Road, Bangkok. After I graduated Matayom 3 from Taneewittaya school, I was study at Pyasatwittayakarn school. When I graduated Matayom 6 from Prasatwittayakarn school. I come to Bangkok to study at Suan Dusit Rajabhat University. Now, I am studying in English major. I speak English, Thai, and Cambodian. I love sports, basketball, badminton, and volleyball. In my free time, I like playing internet. In the future, I want to be a teacher.